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A Few Good Apps

You want the root? You can't handle the root!

Son, we live in a world that has apps, and those apps have to be guarded by men with app review jobs, who's going to do it? You?
They have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathon, you weep for google voice, you curse apple, you have that luxury.
You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Google Voice's rejection, whilst tragic, probably saved at&t.

And our app store's rules, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, gets us money.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want an app store, you need an app store.

We use words like security, stopping porn, and not having content people find offensive,
We use these words as the backbone of a life spent making money,
You use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom, err, security, that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, otherwise, I suggest you pick up a app review login, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

-- Did you order Google Voice's rejection?
-- I did the job
-- Did you order Google Voice's rejection?
-- You're goddamned right I did!
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